i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP
Who needs a club?
Tom Felton on the ferret scene
And then I grew up.
- Oh you never wanna do that
the swedish word for ‘song’ is låt which literally means sound
gör det väl ändå inte
låt also means ‘let’
låt means sound in the sense of a verb. To make a sound = att låta. This word, spelled and pronounced exactly the same, also means to let someone do something. Let me be = låt mig vara. Play a song = spela en låt. It sounds good = det låter bra.
TL;DR Swedish is weird.
what if swedes suddenly started to be as patriotical on tumblr as americans
[free health care intensifies]
- tacos on fridays
- dancing around a wood penis on midsummer while pretending to be a frog
do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
There’s a baffling disconnect where gamers want to be taken seriously, but they also want to be able to call Quinn (or Anita Sarkeesian, or Brianna Wu, or Jennifer Hepler, or the woman who just chainsawed them in half in Gears of War) insults that the average convicted sex offender would consider over the line. They want to have their asshole cake and eat it too.
Well, guess what? If you can’t talk like an adult, then you have to keep sitting at the kids table.
"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
What was that?
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”
So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up
THIS IS VERY ACCURATE
THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL
Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be able to see clearly?
THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE IS IT.
THIS IS EXACTLY IT. SO STOP ASKING IF I CAN SEE HOW MANY FINGERS YOU’RE HOLDING UP. YES I FREAKING CAN, I JUST CAN’T SEE YOUR FINGERPRINT OR YOUR HANGNAILS OR THE FREAKING PAPERCUT YOU GOT.
IF I LOOK AT YOUR FACE WITHOUT MY GLASSES I CAN STILL BLOODY WELL SEE YOU. YOU DIDN’T MAGICALLY CLONE OR DOUBLE JUST BECAUSE MY GLASSES AREN’T ON MY FACE.
YOU JUST MIGHT NOT HAVE EYEBROWS OR WHITES OF THE EYES BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE TOOK A PHOTOSHOP BLUR TOOL OVER MY WHOLE DAMN WORLD BUT I CAN STILL SEE YOU CLEARLY ENOUGH TO SLAP YOU IF YOU ASK ME THAT DUMB QUESTION ONE MORE TIME, YOU’RE NOT FUNNY! god, that question pisses me off.
The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
i cRY THIS IS AMAZING
HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN
These two were supposedly based on a real couple, who said they wouldn’t board a life boat as long as there were younger people still aboard the ship. They both went below deck, presumably to their room, and that’s the last time they were seen.
Isador & Ida Straus
The couple had been married for 41 years at the time of the disaster. They raised six children together, and were almost inseparable. On the rare occasion that they were apart, they wrote each other every day. They even celebrated their birthdays on the same day, although they were well apart from one another. During the sinking, Titanic’s officers pleaded with the 63 year old Ida to board a lifeboat and escape the disaster, but she repeatedly refused to leave her husband. Instead, she placed her maid in a lifeboat, taking her fur coat off and handing it to the maid while saying, “I won’t need this anymore”. At one point, she was convinced to enter one of the last two lifeboats, but jumped out as her husband walked away to rejoin him.
When last seen by witnesses, they were standing on deck, holding each other in a tight embrace. Their funeral drew some 6,000 mourners at Carnegie Hall.
A monument to them still stands in a Bronx cemetery, it’s inscription reads: “Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it.”
why wasn’t the movie about them
why wasn’t the movie about them